I need Ideas for advertisement ideas

I don't know about you but I think my title is a little funny. Yet I really mean it when I say I need ideas for advertisement ideas. I do have a lot of ideas of my own. But it seem to be exhausted.

Anyway these are some of my previous Advertisement ideas.

1) Wear My Own Shirt

Another funny headline but what I mean is wearing a shirt with your company name on it or a website. However having to show just your company name and website is not enough. You need a tagline. A tagline that will make viewers learn fast about your company or business. For instance if you are selling a donut, you should not have a tagline saying 'Donut Company'. That is so dull and sounded funny. Differentiate yourself from other donut companies. Maybe say, "the only donut which makes the policemen hot", or 'Fat Free Donuts!"

2) Make it to the cover page of a newspaper

When I say cover page, I don't really mean making investment on purchasing ads but rather make yourself look like hero of your niche or field of expertise. Like if you have eco friendly ideas on how to make a motorcycle runs fast using carbon dioxide. WOW! You will surely be attracting many media/reporters and made it to the newspaper for free.

3) Toilet ideas

I know this sounds funny but if I were to sell some ladies beauty product, I would get my girlfriend to place a sticker in the ladies cubicle that talk about my product or website. Well, I guess toilet is where most ladies take a break from stress. ahaha.

Anyway, I am still looking for more ideas for advertisements. If anyone has any, do comment it